Quotable Quotes #1

Today we feature a very special guest columnist.  So special that he doesn't even know he's being featured. :)

I came across an article online with the delicate title "5 Reasons Being Single Sucks Even More Than You Thought" by Dan Seitz.  Mr. Seitz has an edgier tone than is usually used on this blog (Buddy would call him "an angry elf"), but one passage made me laugh out loud (or LOL, as the kids say).  I share it with you now:

"Time spent single is a lot like time spent in the bathroom. It's the most natural thing in the world, until you're there just a moment too long. But once you hit that point, there's no turning back. People start to wonder what's wrong with you. Gross images start popping into their heads. The next time they see you, you might smell a little funny to them. But hey, look on the bright side, at least nothing's actually wrong with you, right?"

For more of Mr. Seitz's rants, check out his article here.

 

 

See you next Monday!

 

 

 

 

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